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Evolving Creativity: Alfons Scholing’s Exciting Ventures in 2024
At ikziezombies.com, innovation and creativity are at the heart of everything we do. As we step into 2024, our CEO, Alfons Scholing, is gearing up for an exhilarating journey filled with new projects and artistic endeavors. One of the highlights of this year will be Alfons’ dedication to capturing more time-lapse recordings of his mesmerizing…
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The Court Jester: A Scholarly Examination of Jocularity, Perception, and Authority
Introduction: Throughout history, the court jester has occupied a peculiar yet significant position in royal courts. Often dismissed as mere … The Court Jester: A Scholarly Examination of Jocularity, Perception, and Authority
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Alfons’ Adventures: Street Art Escapades at NDSM Wharf, Amsterdam
NDSM Wharf in Amsterdam is not just a bustling industrial area; it’s a haven for street artists, with its vibrant alleys, boat walkways, and the renowned Street Art Museum. It’s where Alfons, a budding street artist, found his canvas for expression. Alfons ventured into the labyrinth of NDSM Wharf armed with spray cans and posters,…
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Unleash Your Creative Spark: Welcome to ikziezombies.com!
Welcome to the vibrant world of ikziezombies.com, where art comes alive in all its glory! 🎉 This platform, supplied by the amazing folks at https://… Unleash Your Creative Spark: Welcome to ikziezombies.com!
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Official Statement: A Zombie-Slaying Tale of Digital Evolution
In light of recent developments and the ever-evolving landscape of the digital realm, we, the guardians of https://ikziezombies.com and the stewards of https://alfons.design, have embarked on a daring quest to safeguard the sanctity of our virtual sanctuaries. In our noble endeavor, we have decided to retract all physical manifestations of the sprawling behemoths known as…
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Zombie Dance
The Cramps EXPLICIET At the Zombie Dance Here’s Ben and Betty They tap their toes But they don’t get sweaty They don’t give a damn They’re done dead … Zombie Dance
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There is a rat in the kitchen timelapse by Alfons Scholing
Rat In Mi Kitchen UB40 Whoa-whoa-whoa, yeah Oh yeah, yeah There’s a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do? There’s a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do? I’m gonna fix that rat, that’s what I’m gonna do I’m gonna fix that rat When you open your mouth you don’t talk, you shout And you give…
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Unveiling the Creative Journey: From Graffiti Pioneer to Multifaceted Designer
In the vibrant world of creativity and design, there exists a journey unlike any other – a journey marked by passion, innovation, and artistic evolution. It is the journey of Alfons Scholing, a name synonymous with creative excellence and visionary thinking. Alfons Scholing’s odyssey began on the streets as a graffiti legend, where his distinctive…
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“Pikachu’s Artistic Uprising: A Museum Staff’s Unintentional Battle Royale”
In a surreal twist of fate, the tranquil halls of the Van Gogh Museum became the epicenter of a battle that transcended all conventional clashes. What began as an innocent venture into Pokémon-themed art quickly spiraled into a chaotic spectacle, leaving the museum staff unwittingly caught in the crossfire. The catalyst for this unexpected saga…
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“Surviving the Zombified Work Culture: Unveiling the Horrors of NPO’s Workplace Apocalypse”
In the haunting aftermath of the Onderzoekscommissie Gedrag en Cultuur (OGCO), a chilling report emerges from the zombie-infested trenches of the NPO’s werkcultuur. Beware, as we delve into the nightmarish experiences of nearly two hundred omroepmedewerkers, battling against the relentless onslaught of discrimination, harassment, and egocentric leaders. The Unholy Encounters: Ego-Drenched Tyrants: WNL’s Graveyard of…
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Alfons Scholing’s Latest Graffiti Masterpiece: ‘Danger’ Unveiled
In his latest creation, Alfons Scholing once again mesmerizes the art world with a canvas measuring 1.50 by 2.40 meters. This time, he employs a unique technique, utilizing a transparent gesso primer to maintain the cotton color as the canvas base. The strategic application of white highlights ensures a dynamic interplay, making elements pop off…
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Epic Canvas Unveiling: Raf de Wit’s Monumental Masterpiece in the Making
In the heart of artistic endeavor at studio ikziezombies.com, a colossal canvas is taking shape under the skilled hands of creative maestro Raf de Wit. This towering masterpiece, measuring an impressive 2.40 meters by 1.50 meters, promises to be a true monstrosity of creativity and expression. Studio boss Alfons Scholing, with a discerning eye for…
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Unveiling the Quantum Mechanics of Art: A Dive into the Unseen
In the realm of artistic expression, quantum mechanics takes on a new form through the visionary work of Alfons Scholing, a designer, artist, and entrepreneur. His canvas, adorned with a graffiti character juxtaposed against the faded portrait of an aged female face, serves as a portal into the intricate dynamics of the unseen. At ikziezombies.com,…
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“Unveiling the Artistic Alchemy of Randy Daha: Exploring Text to Image AI Magic”
Welcome to the mesmerizing universe of Randy Daha, the virtuoso artist who has redefined the boundaries of artistic expression through a symphony of text and image, meticulously crafted with the wizardry of artificial intelligence. In this blog post, we embark on a journey into the creative genius of Randy Daha, the visionary force behind the…
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“Zombie Love Slayer Gathering: A Valentine’s Quest at ikziezombies.com Studio”
Embark on a thrilling adventure this Valentine’s Day at ikziezombies.com studio – a haven for zombie slayers and creative minds alike! Join Alfons Scholing, the fearless front man of ikziezombies.com, for an open semi-guided tour through his captivating studio, where art meets the undead. Starting at 20:00, Alfons will lead the charge, helping you discover…
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“Zombie Slayin’ Love: A Valentine’s Day Bash at Krugerkamer”
Picture this: A room filled with the aroma of creative genius and the sweet scent of success (and maybe a hint of freshly baked bread – more on that later). The Krugerkamer is about to transform into the ultimate love battlefield for artists and enthusiasts alike. Let’s call it “Valentine’s Day: Where Art Meets the…
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“From Hunter to Innovator: Alfons Scholing’s Legacy and Our Collective Battle Against the Zombie Onslaught”
In the heart of ikziezombies.com, Alfons Scholing’s studio stands as a testament to resilience, innovation, and the ongoing battle against an encroaching apocalypse. The Scholing legacy, rooted in the esteemed tradition of zombie hunting, now extends beyond the literal undead, delving into the metaphorical zombies that threaten our societal fabric. Rising from the Ashes: The…
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“Hector Kal: Navigating the Crypto Frontier with Beers, Bikes, and Cautionary Whispers”
In the eclectic world of creativity, Hector Kal stands as the virtuoso orchestrating the symphony of BierGier.nl. This unique venture seamlessly intertwines beer, bikes, and a touch of cowboy charisma. As cherished friends at ikziezombies.com studio, we’ve become enamored with Hector’s multifaceted identity – an artist, entrepreneur, technician, and, above all, a cowboy conquering the…
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“Zombie Zest: Laughter, Limbs, and the Pursuit of Antivirus! 🧟♂️😂 | Dr. Zombie’s Adventures on ikziezombies.com”
Introducing Dr. Zombie, the charismatic CEO of ikziezombies.com! Watch as he hilariously navigates the undead world, simultaneously slaying zombies and desperately searching for the antivirus to cure himself. Join the laughter-filled adventures on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@ikziezombies, where zombies meet their match in the most entertaining way possible!
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“Decoding Head Nuggery: Your Hilarious Survival Guide in the News Zombie Chaos” 🧠🤣💥
🎤 Embrace the psychological power within, fellow zombie slayers at ikziezombies.com! As you venture through the relentless zombie apocalypse, let’s delve into the profound beats of psychology to ignite an unyielding fire within. Imagine our CEO, the Doctor Zombie, relishing pop-Korn with a pride reminiscent of Jonathan Davids’ musical prowess. This isn’t just a snack;…
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“Fulfilling Dreams: Unveiling My Journey to Entrepreneurship with BBZ Subsidies”
1. Samenvatting van het bedrijf: Ikziezombies.com is een ontwerp- en verkoopbedrijf gericht op de counter culture markt van Europa. We bieden skateboards en kleding aan en richten ons op skateboarders, punkers, hip hoppers en metal heads. Naast de verkoop van producten leveren we diensten als ontwerp- en reclamebureau voor deze niche. 2. Beschrijving van het…
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My present! And you fucking know it!
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17-01-2024 schrijf ik me (als het dinsdag goed gaat) in bij de kamer van koophandel!
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Greatest crime of mankind! Why that is easy! Its the creation of poverty