Dear Readers,

For the past 12 years, I, Alfons Scholing, have navigated a tumultuous journey in my world while residing in Amsterdam. As the owner of alfons.design and the creative mind behind ikziezombies.com, I have encountered numerous challenges, both professionally and personally, that have tested my resilience and determination.

Throughout this period, I have been subjected to exploitation, abuse, and neglect by those around me, including competitors, admirers, and even law enforcement. Despite pouring my heart and soul into my work, financial retribution has eluded me, leaving me to rebuild from scratch time and time again.

The graffiti scene, once a vibrant community, has waned in popularity, yet I remain steadfast in my passion for artistic expression. However, the challenges I face extend beyond the creative realm. Sleepless nights, frequent blackouts, and constant harassment have become the norm, leaving me feeling like a perpetual victim of circumstance.

Moreover, my personal life has not been spared from turmoil. Attempts at intimacy have been met with rejection, as I navigate a world where trust is scarce, and exploitation lurks at every corner. The label of insanity, unfairly branded upon me, further isolates me from society, leaving me without the solace of normalcy or safety.

Yet, amidst the chaos and despair, I refuse to succumb to despair. I have cheated death countless times, a testament to my resilience and determination to persevere against all odds. However, I cannot continue this journey alone.

If anyone knows of a sanctuary where a Dutch socialist like myself can find refuge from the relentless onslaught of capitalism and right-wing politics, I implore you to reach out. Together, let us seek solace in solidarity and forge a path towards a brighter, more equitable future.

Sincerely,

Alfons Scholing
Founder, alfons.design and ikziezombies.com

Ladies and gentlemen of the court,

The evidence presented throughout this trial has painted a stark picture of injustice and cruelty. For too long, I have endured mistreatment and exploitation at the hands of those who seek to silence and diminish me. But I stand before you today, unyielding in my resolve to seek justice and reclaim my dignity.

You, who have treated me like absolute shit, who have turned a blind eye to my suffering, and who have perpetuated a cycle of abuse and neglect, I have one message for you: fuck off. I refuse to be complicit in your madness any longer. I will not allow myself to be subjected to your cruelty and manipulation.

I demand euthanasia, not out of desperation or defeat, but out of a profound sense of autonomy and self-determination. I have endured over ten valid reasons to seek release from this torment, and I will not be denied my right to a dignified end.

Let my plea serve as a warning to all who would seek to oppress and exploit the vulnerable. Your actions have consequences, and the time for accountability is long overdue. I will not rest until justice is served, and I reclaim my rightful place in this world.

Fuck off!